We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He looks too much like Miley
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    she doesn't look enough like miley
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He only likes minions
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She never lets me forget the time I used her favorite paper dress as kindling 😬

    👗🔥
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Was always setting fires!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I couldn't handle all her compliments 🔥🔥🔥😉
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
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    she wanted her eggs to be sunny side down
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He only wanted to fertilise my eggs :#
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    😳

    Was gonna say we didnt but looks like have to. 😤




    🤪
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    😳

    Was gonna say we didnt but looks like have to. 😤




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    We didn't 🤗
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She broke up with me 14 times a day when she saw lx1x. One flip of his ponytail was all it took. Gone.
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
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    she couldnt get over slimgirljo15 :D
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Both our hearts belonged to the same girl - one of us had to relent....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    My heart belonged to many, many girls and she couldn’t accept just being another number.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Made me take a ticket that said 3284657, then I heard her call "Now serving number 236" :|
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Too impatient to wait his turn
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I didnt like sloppy 3284421 s . (Yes, I did the math)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He was a clean freak
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She was a clown freak
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Wanted me to put my red nose in inappropriate areas.

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