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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She kept drinking all my liquor.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: ยป
    She kept drinking all my liquor.

    But I replaced it with the good stuff.. please forgive me :*
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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She couldnโ€™t get Jo to Canada so that I could steal her for myself.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    We ran out of room for all the women she stole. And, its expensive to feed all those mouths.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I starved to death
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She prefers tacos to burritos. So picky
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Didn't have a taco and tried to give me a churro... They're no where near the same.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Kept saying she wanted the special sauce and winking. Wtf?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Kept bringing bottles of ketchup and mustard to bed.. wtf?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I slept in the wet spot. Mustard makes a mess
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Was always coming home with mustard stains on his clothes. Said it was from Wendy's. WHO IS WENDY!?!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Her hatred of fast food joints and condiments.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Pretty sure he was cheating on me with Wendy too. She's such a tramp.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: ยป
    Pretty sure he was cheating on me with Wendy too. She's such a tramp.

    Sorry, you know my weakness for redheads, especially the ones with food.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I dyed my hair red, brought him a hamburger, and he had the nerve to say I looked more like Ronald McDonald.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: ยป
    I dyed my hair red, brought him a hamburger, and he had the nerve to say I looked more like Ronald McDonald.

    She put a lot of white face paint on and a big red nose and bug clown shoes, knowing my phobia of clowns.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Cried like a baby at the circus. Awkward!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Made fun of my sensitivity ๐Ÿ˜ข
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Told her to man up and she went off and got 5 men.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She found my basement stash :o
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: ยป
    She didnโ€™t like being kept in the closet under the stairs

    What are you talking about?...I loved our secret red room of passion under the stairs..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She won't let me have cakes
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: ยป
    slimgirljo15 wrote: ยป
    Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: ยป
    She didnโ€™t like being kept in the closet under the stairs

    What are you talking about?...I loved our secret red room of passion under the stairs..

    Then why did you run away?

    I ran to get more supplies ๐Ÿ˜›
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    She won't let me have cakes

    You can have cake my little love muffin.. ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,865 Member
    There was to much of a time difference lol๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ralphone wrote: ยป
    There was to much of a time difference lol๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜

    ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ truth..
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  • brandonmfp81
    brandonmfp81 Posts: 11 Member
    So much cardeeoh, and not the good kind

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