We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Didn't have a taco and tried to give me a churro... They're no where near the same.0
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Kept saying she wanted the special sauce and winking. Wtf?0
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Kept bringing bottles of ketchup and mustard to bed.. wtf?0
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I slept in the wet spot. Mustard makes a mess0
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Was always coming home with mustard stains on his clothes. Said it was from Wendy's. WHO IS WENDY!?!0
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Her hatred of fast food joints and condiments.0
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Pretty sure he was cheating on me with Wendy too. She's such a tramp.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Pretty sure he was cheating on me with Wendy too. She's such a tramp.
Sorry, you know my weakness for redheads, especially the ones with food.0 -
I dyed my hair red, brought him a hamburger, and he had the nerve to say I looked more like Ronald McDonald.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »I dyed my hair red, brought him a hamburger, and he had the nerve to say I looked more like Ronald McDonald.
She put a lot of white face paint on and a big red nose and bug clown shoes, knowing my phobia of clowns.0 -
Cried like a baby at the circus. Awkward!!1
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Made fun of my sensitivity 😢0
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Told her to man up and she went off and got 5 men.1
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She found my basement stash0
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Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: »She didn’t like being kept in the closet under the stairs
What are you talking about?...I loved our secret red room of passion under the stairs..0 -
She won't let me have cakes1
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Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: »She didn’t like being kept in the closet under the stairs
What are you talking about?...I loved our secret red room of passion under the stairs..
Then why did you run away?
I ran to get more supplies 😛She won't let me have cakes
You can have cake my little love muffin.. 😘
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There was to much of a time difference lol😄😄😄😁1
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