We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,842 Member
    Didn't have a taco and tried to give me a churro... They're no where near the same.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Kept saying she wanted the special sauce and winking. Wtf?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,842 Member
    Kept bringing bottles of ketchup and mustard to bed.. wtf?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I slept in the wet spot. Mustard makes a mess
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,842 Member
    Was always coming home with mustard stains on his clothes. Said it was from Wendy's. WHO IS WENDY!?!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Her hatred of fast food joints and condiments.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,842 Member
    Pretty sure he was cheating on me with Wendy too. She's such a tramp.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Pretty sure he was cheating on me with Wendy too. She's such a tramp.

    Sorry, you know my weakness for redheads, especially the ones with food.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,842 Member
    I dyed my hair red, brought him a hamburger, and he had the nerve to say I looked more like Ronald McDonald.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I dyed my hair red, brought him a hamburger, and he had the nerve to say I looked more like Ronald McDonald.

    She put a lot of white face paint on and a big red nose and bug clown shoes, knowing my phobia of clowns.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    Cried like a baby at the circus. Awkward!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Made fun of my sensitivity 😢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,842 Member
    Told her to man up and she went off and got 5 men.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She found my basement stash :o
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: »
    She didn’t like being kept in the closet under the stairs

    What are you talking about?...I loved our secret red room of passion under the stairs..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,309 Member
    She won't let me have cakes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited June 2020
    Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cardeeoh_Nicole wrote: »
    She didn’t like being kept in the closet under the stairs

    What are you talking about?...I loved our secret red room of passion under the stairs..

    Then why did you run away?

    I ran to get more supplies 😛
    lx1x wrote: »
    She won't let me have cakes

    You can have cake my little love muffin.. 😘

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  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,836 Member
    There was to much of a time difference lol😄😄😄😁

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