We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Ditched him because he wasn’t enough like Jo.1
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Too flamable, with a fiery temper.0
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He just went up in flames. I don’t know what happened. 😬0
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She's a pyromaniac.. burning everything0
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Break up with him? Never. Where’s my lighter...? 😏0
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🔥🔥💀👻0
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Kitchen, heat, couldnt stand it, something, something0
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Tried to convert me to Pentecostal0
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Tried to convert me to antichristal0
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He... he.. oh it's too painful to talk about..
Let's just say after the way I found him I will never look at a rubber chicken, egg beaters or feather duster the same again 😳0 -
I found risque' photos of her and her kinky "friend" 😲0
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I couldnt find a single risque picture of her and jo.0
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She insisted on wearing matching outfits at all times.0
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She didn't want to wear...oh NVM 😂0
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Complained that I stretched out her favorite high heels. My feet are big, ok?0
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Ruined my 1988 Def Leppard concert tshirt1
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I just don't know where it all went wrong 😭0
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Always wringing her hands and wailing about “things going wrong.” Too doom and gloom for me!1
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Because of her insensitivity about my getting teary eyed at circuses.
I can't help it if my parents left me at one and I was raised by the bearded lady and the Siamese twins.
They use to punish me by leaving in with the lions overnight.1 -
Called me Bobo, wanted to play with my monkey, and charged me admission1
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He kept asking me to pet the monkey on his back. Turns out he was just super hairy. 🤢1
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Tried to give me a brazilian while I slept0
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Didn’t appreciate my Brazilian friend Jose, like I did.2
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Went with Jose and never came back0
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Because..
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Lost her last marble0
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Pretty sure she had a marble loose!0
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