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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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lost my marbles0
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Collected marbles. Thousands of them. Last straw was when he invited over his marble club members.0
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I found out his marble club was actually his pet name for his harem0
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Threatened to cut off my marbles when she found out about the harem. I and the harem got the *kitten* out1
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Thought he shouldn't have to pay to see the show. Everybody pays to see this show!0
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He tried to make me pay to play. I never pay to play. ;-P0
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He refused to pick up the tab, like ever. Bye bye! I’m not a sugar mama.1
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She sleeps a lot. She thinks she's snow White or something.0
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He doesn’t understand it’s hard work being a princess.0
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And saying I'm the princess.. now who's admitting her guilt. Her! 😝0
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I never said you were the princess...you and your girl did sooooo that leads me to say you never listen nor did your side piece...or maybe I was the side piece?? 😳1
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She was a side piece.. She had to go 🔪
😃kidding.. or am I ?😏1 -
She wasn’t kidding...I have several new piercings. Not the good kind. 😳0
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She ratted me out to the cops0
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She dumped me for a rat.0
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I only got her on Sundays, cause Pat d'ont deliver on a Sunday0
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I had to take him from Monday-Saturday. It was too much.0
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She complained about the 5 minutes a day she spent with me.0 -
He only took 5 minutes. Every single time.0
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Timed absolutely everything I did. She gave me 5 to do get the job done. This cant be rushed0
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She preferred the 5 minute man 😒0
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She apparently need a 60 second man, when I'm more a 60 minute man.0
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He misunderstood. We’re engaged to be married now. 😏0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »He misunderstood. We’re engaged to be married now. 😏
Now things are looking sunny! 😁0 -
Everything had a bright spot for him. Even our break up had a silver lining for him.1
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Jealous of my love doll
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Got mad that his doll liked me more.0
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She let the doll ride in the front seat with her. She made me sit in the back.0
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