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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    lost my marbles
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Collected marbles. Thousands of them. Last straw was when he invited over his marble club members.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2020
    I found out his marble club was actually his pet name for his harem :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Threatened to cut off my marbles when she found out about the harem. I and the harem got the *kitten* out
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Thought he shouldn't have to pay to see the show. Everybody pays to see this show!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He tried to make me pay to play. I never pay to play. ;-P
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He refused to pick up the tab, like ever. Bye bye! I’m not a sugar mama.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She sleeps a lot. She thinks she's snow White or something.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He doesn’t understand it’s hard work being a princess.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    And saying I'm the princess.. now who's admitting her guilt. Her! 😝
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I never said you were the princess...you and your girl did sooooo that leads me to say you never listen nor did your side piece...or maybe I was the side piece?? 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was a side piece.. She had to go 🔪

    😃kidding.. or am I ?😏
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wasn’t kidding...I have several new piercings. Not the good kind. 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She ratted me out to the cops :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She dumped me for a rat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She dumped me for a rat.

    Silly.. nooo, I dumped you for Pat.. the postman :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I only got her on Sundays, cause Pat d'ont deliver on a Sunday
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I had to take him from Monday-Saturday. It was too much.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member

    She complained about the 5 minutes a day she spent with me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He only took 5 minutes. Every single time.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Timed absolutely everything I did. She gave me 5 to do get the job done. This cant be rushed
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She preferred the 5 minute man 😒
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She apparently need a 60 second man, when I'm more a 60 minute man.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He misunderstood. We’re engaged to be married now. 😏
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    He misunderstood. We’re engaged to be married now. 😏

    Now things are looking sunny! 😁
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Everything had a bright spot for him. Even our break up had a silver lining for him.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Jealous of my love doll
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Got mad that his doll liked me more.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She let the doll ride in the front seat with her. She made me sit in the back.

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