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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I would never break up with her! I’m going to keep her forever! 😍
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    I didn’t make her top 10 😭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She ranked everything out of 10. My cooking was a 10 but my enthusiasm for cleaning was a -47 so she left me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was a hoarder.. there came a day that I just couldn't get in the door. :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She kicked me out. 😣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She kicked me out. 😣

    :o liar.. we are not breaking up.. get it 😠
    You can cry, scream.. throw a tantrum but I'm not untying you
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited June 2020
    She tied me with other guys in the basement. Put me all the way in the back. 😣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She tied me with other guys in the basement. Put me all the way in the back. 😣

    I'm gunna wash your mouth out for telling such fibs Mr😠
    Sheesh, I turn the tv on down there for you for company while I'm gone.. trying to be nice :p
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She made me change my closet shrine. 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2020
    She went missing.. I don't know what happened to her 🤷‍♀️
    But I'm innocent.. honest >:)
    I think PD had something to do with it 🤔
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    😬


    Didn't 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    😬


    Didn't 🤗

    🤗
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    The dress up in the bedroom was too much.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    The dress in Walmart was too much. Save the ball gowns for Target 🙄
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She embezzled from the bank and went to jail.. currently has 52 prison gf
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Has to visit her gf in jail every week. All 8 of them. Made me smuggle in some candy in...Just made me smuggle it, ok???
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Has to visit her gf in jail every week. All 8 of them. Made me smuggle in some candy in...Just made me smuggle it, ok???

    I'm still waiting for you to pass... over the jar of boiled lollies :/

    He had a Candy addiction.. Candy was the stripper at the local bar :/
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Didnt want me spending time with my friends.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn’t make me his only friend. 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was too friendly with her Ex 😧
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Depending on the conversation, I spoke in various fonts...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He hated when I always looked bewildered Everytime he told a joke. 🤷
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I needed to explain all my jokes, providing her with resources, flow charts, and pictograms each time. 😬
  • EJinthehouse
    EJinthehouse Posts: 80 Member
    She hates me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    It's like I didn't even know them...
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She went missing...poof gone...🤷‍♂️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He said he was going to the shop and never came back :'(
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    She refused to say anything other than “yep” and “nope” to everything
  • SheepDogSix
    SheepDogSix Posts: 150 Member
    She was a Texas Longhorn fan. :s
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    I like steak🤷‍♀️

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