We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

PaperDoll_

She was keeping calloused all to herself and wouldn't share. She built a large cage for him out of rocks. Poor guy couldn't even look outside.

Callousedthoughts

Narcoleptic. Constantly napping

PaperDoll_

Tried to drown me in a very tiny pond.

DWBalboa

She kept poking me with a fort in the most inappropriate parts.

Callousedthoughts

I woke with taffy in some very strange places

PaperDoll_

He wouldn’t let me eat the taffy. 😒

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always in "a beef" with somebody or another

Callousedthoughts

Always saying "Wheres the beef", then dying laughing. Wtf?

FabulousFantasticFifty

No longer wanted me to call him my Beefcake

DWBalboa

She kept calling me beefcake II.

PaperDoll_

Called me fruitcake 😒

happimess01

called me cupcake

PaperDoll_

Smelled like cupcakes. I don’t know what happened. I just remember screaming and something about “stop biting me.”

mattig89ch

Didn't like frosting on cupcakes. Why not just have a muffin then?

Callousedthoughts

Constantly talking about "frosting my cupcakes".

Cat0703a

He used an old family recipe for buttercream and said “made with his love” when he gave them to me. I preferred grocery store icing.

DWBalboa

Because she actually thought that it was called Napoleon ice cream.

millea84

The cats didn't approve.

Cat0703a

This Cat didn’t approve of her creepy mask!

Callousedthoughts

Referred to my face as a creepy mask

PaperDoll_

Wore too much makeup.

Callousedthoughts

Never let me rest

Cat0703a

Always said no

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slimgirljo15

I forgot the safe word was "more"

Callousedthoughts

She was just like her Mother,
Shes never Satisfied

Cat0703a

Spoke only in song lyrics. I ask him to do the laundry, he sings Kelly Rowland's "Dirty Laundry." It's time to shop for food, he sings Raffi's "The Corner Grocery Store."

KIMMISSO

He's inlove with my friend🤣

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was also in love with her friend 😬

Cat0703a

Addicted to the show Friends. I couldn’t handle hearing about Ross and Rachel any longer. Her bags were on the door step when she arrived home and the Netflix password changed.