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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was a stage 5 clinger. Couldn’t even use the bathroom in peace.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She used out closet as her bathroom .. I couldn't break her of the habit 😁
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    She came out of the closet and said she keep me a secret anymore
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Also came out of the closet...about Hanson being her favorite all time "band"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He Mmmbopped every time we mmmm banged. Ah-noyyyy-ing!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Hated that instead of an O face, I broke out into song. This morning, it was "We built this City" from Jefferson Starship. Not a fan Im guessing
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Kept humming the YMCA song.. and doing the macarena dance moves
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    He spent all his time on craigslist and ebay searching for the rare RED hammer pants
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He daydreamed and fantasized of another .. who wears gold hammer pants, I couldn't compete
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Her fantasies frightened me.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her breakfasts frightened me
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    His teeth came out mid-chew.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Hated Andy Griffith 😡
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Told lies 😮
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didn't, :*
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    We had entirely different schedules despite our shared passion for coffee and snuggles.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The private eye I hired came back with pics of her sharing coffee and snuggling with someone else 🕵️‍♀️
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She spent all my money on hiring PIs. Those pictures showed me having coffee with my financial advisor and “snuggling” to her meant sitting 3ft apart at a crowded coffee shop.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Told me we could get freaky, but only from 3 feet away
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    edited June 2020
    told me we could get freaky, but only if whipped cream was involved
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He wanted whip cream put in unusual places and just left it there. Didn’t wash it off for weeks. 🤢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Caught me eating the whipped cream. What?! It was still good. 😬
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she was addicted to perineum sunning 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He.. he.. omg 😭 what he did was awful. I just can't bring myself to say it.. :( I will never look at an eggbeater and rubber chicken the same again.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She did like the Three Stooges.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He kept calling me Moe when I was definitely a Larry.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    He kept calling me Moe when I was definitely a Larry.

    Actually I thought you were more of a Shemp. 🤣🤣🤣
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to wear a bowl cut and call him a wiseguy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He just disappeared. I wanted to send help to look for him, but a certain feline wouldn't let me.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    The answer to any topic of conversation was “where’s calloused” or “I hope calloused is okay” and “why won’t calloused answer me.”

    Hello!?!?! I am right here (and he’s not, in case you haven’t noticed). 😏

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