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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    Never closed mouth when chewing!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her farts were lethal.. I died 😵😄
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    I resurrected her, but she was "over" life and hated me for it
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She kept making me put the lotion on my skin or I'd get the hose again.
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    He wore a snake around his neck in winter every day like a scarf.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She didn't like my snake. 🤣🤣🤣
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    We got in a huge fight. He said it was "Martin plays the samba, listen to the radio". I vehemently objected and told him to get his lyrics right. We ARE DONE
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He used adjectives like “vehemently” when he could have just used “strongly” then laughed when I had to look up the definitions. 😑
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I told her to use urban dictionary. She never forgave me
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He hid all my dictionaries in urban areas
    They were EXPENSIVE
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Thought that everyone from the City was a Gang Banger
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn't appreciate my laid back rural lifestyle. Always wanted to go to the big city to shake her booty. Not 100% she meant dancing...
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    Always trying to drag me out into the boonies. I like my suburbs thank you very much.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn't grow his beard out and wear flannel for me.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to carry around the wood I chopped on my bare shoulders. Umm, splinters?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Such a scaredy cat...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She got super upset when I ate her pb&j uncrustable
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Came home with some kind of Sargento cheese when I sent him for Kraft Singles. Too fancy and high maintenance for me.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I requested nachos for dinner and she got them from Taco Bell. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I woke up covered in powdered cheese.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t appreciate me eating cheetos while watching him sleep. He’s so cute when he snores the dust off my cheese puffs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd always sneak in in the middle of the night always covered in orange dust.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I didn't like tang, and she couldn't handle that.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Picky eater
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    edited June 2020
    tried to pick out my clothes for me. I like to dress myself thanks
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted to do his own thing. Wanted to feed himself, clean up his own poopies, put on his big boy pants, and choose the tv channel. Ok, I was good with all that except choosing the tv channel. We ARE NOT watching real housewives.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Insisted on watching Tiger King 7 times in a row to understand the “true essence” of the characters. Dressed in theme so he felt part of the show. 😬
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    Well once we accept her, she is never ever getting rid of us, we will cling to her like nort to a south pole
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never.. we're BFF's🤗
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    What she said :innocent:

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