We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,844 Member
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    Tried to convert me to Pentecostal
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Tried to convert me to antichristal
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He... he.. oh it's too painful to talk about..
    Let's just say after the way I found him I will never look at a rubber chicken, egg beaters or feather duster the same again 😳
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found risque' photos of her and her kinky "friend" 😲
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I couldnt find a single risque picture of her and jo.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She insisted on wearing matching outfits at all times.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She didn't want to wear...oh NVM 😂
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Complained that I stretched out her favorite high heels. My feet are big, ok?
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Ruined my 1988 Def Leppard concert tshirt
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I just don't know where it all went wrong 😭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Always wringing her hands and wailing about “things going wrong.” Too doom and gloom for me!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,245 Member
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    Because of her insensitivity about my getting teary eyed at circuses.
    I can't help it if my parents left me at one and I was raised by the bearded lady and the Siamese twins.
    They use to punish me by leaving in with the lions overnight.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Called me Bobo, wanted to play with my monkey, and charged me admission
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He kept asking me to pet the monkey on his back. Turns out he was just super hairy. 🤢
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Tried to give me a brazilian while I slept
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Didn’t appreciate my Brazilian friend Jose, like I did.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Went with Jose and never came back

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