We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Cat0703a

He didn’t understand that in order for us to be together, we HAD to be friends first. Didn’t appreciate my traditional ways.

Callousedthoughts

That damn song was on repeat all day "If you wanna be my lovah"....

Cat0703a

He was always trying to “get with my friends”

Callousedthoughts

This social distancing thing was keeping her friends away

Cardeeoh_Nicole

He kept breaking into Spice Girls songs at weird moments

happimess01

she bathed herself in talcum powder every evening

slimgirljo15

We did not.. I won't let him

Callousedthoughts

Booooooosssss-sy

Cat0703a

He used too manny “oh’s” in booooosssss-sy

PaperDoll_

We didn't. She is mine. She will stay mine. I will booooossss her around until the end of time.

DWBalboa

He ate all my bananas.

PaperDoll_

He called me a he.

DWBalboa

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

He called me a he.

So sorry, thought you were the minion guy.

We actually broke up cause you kept leaving me tied up.

Callousedthoughts

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

We didn't. She is mine. She will stay mine. I will booooossss her around until the end of time.

You missed an s

DW was always tied up, got tired of having to give him piggy back rides everywhere

PaperDoll_

Would make oinking noises all the time.

Callousedthoughts

Always squealed on me when I snuck some bacon

Cardeeoh_Nicole

He wouldn’t share the bacon

lx1x

She wanted everything wrapped it bacon. 😳

Cardeeoh_Nicole

He tried to force me to become vegan

lx1x

Doesn't listen...I asked if she wants to go to Vegas.. not become a vegan.