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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 5,143 Member Member Posts: 5,143 Member
    Didn’t understand it was my term of endearment for him...come here, she. 🤗
  • Cardeeoh_NicoleCardeeoh_Nicole Member Posts: 19,434 Member Member Posts: 19,434 Member
    She was really confused
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    She's always on her side . Kinda hard to have a decent convo.. had to tilt my head a lot.
  • Cardeeoh_NicoleCardeeoh_Nicole Member Posts: 19,434 Member Member Posts: 19,434 Member
    He had an issue with my horizontal - ness. I couldn’t change for him.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,824 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,824 Member
    She wouldn't move to Australia :(
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 33,569 Member Member Posts: 33,569 Member
    She kept drinking all my liquor.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,824 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,824 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    She kept drinking all my liquor.

    But I replaced it with the good stuff.. please forgive me :*
  • Cardeeoh_NicoleCardeeoh_Nicole Member Posts: 19,434 Member Member Posts: 19,434 Member
    I couldn’t convince her to move to Canada
    edited June 2020
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 5,143 Member Member Posts: 5,143 Member
    She couldn’t get Jo to Canada so that I could steal her for myself.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,918 Member Member Posts: 1,918 Member
    We ran out of room for all the women she stole. And, its expensive to feed all those mouths.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,979 Member Member Posts: 25,979 Member
    I starved to death
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,918 Member Member Posts: 1,918 Member
    She prefers tacos to burritos. So picky
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,979 Member Member Posts: 25,979 Member
    Didn't have a taco and tried to give me a churro... They're no where near the same.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,918 Member Member Posts: 1,918 Member
    Kept saying she wanted the special sauce and winking. Wtf?
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,979 Member Member Posts: 25,979 Member
    Kept bringing bottles of ketchup and mustard to bed.. wtf?
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,918 Member Member Posts: 1,918 Member
    I slept in the wet spot. Mustard makes a mess
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,979 Member Member Posts: 25,979 Member
    Was always coming home with mustard stains on his clothes. Said it was from Wendy's. WHO IS WENDY!?!
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 33,569 Member Member Posts: 33,569 Member
    Her hatred of fast food joints and condiments.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,979 Member Member Posts: 25,979 Member
    Pretty sure he was cheating on me with Wendy too. She's such a tramp.
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 33,569 Member Member Posts: 33,569 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Pretty sure he was cheating on me with Wendy too. She's such a tramp.

    Sorry, you know my weakness for redheads, especially the ones with food.
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