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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    She picked up all the lost dogs and brought them home with her. Dog beds all over the house. There was no more room for me.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Forgot to bring home more fire wood!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She thought that since I kicked azz on using the chainsaw and woodsplitter that I should be doing firewood every single day... Even in mid July. 😧
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Kept showing off her Paul Bunyan skills. I just wanted to get our nails done.😢💅
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited March 2021
    She once told me that I should give myself a Pedicure using my chainsaw 😒
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    After she updated her phone, it turned out that I was no longer a compatible match with her...or her phone...
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited March 2021
    He still has a flip phone, can’t text, send pics or emojis =-(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She makes fun of my technology, I'm poor and can't buy a new phone every year! Let alone every 23 years. 😩
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    I often, spoke incoherently using run-on sentences ; used punctuation/CAPITALIZATION incorrectly with mispelled werds so naturally! this? bothered her two much that she Didnt want too bee with me no more...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I 'm beginning to think that he's secretly making fun of my MFP lazy grammar 🤐
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Never wanted to play Grammarly the New board game. That explains it!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't know me at all!
    If she did, she'd know that I'm a game night Junkie!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Wanted to play pin the tail on the donkey over and over and over...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She got upset when after agreeing to play the Donkey, I used push pins to pin the tail. 😬How was I supposed to know that the tush was so sensitive 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Here have a band-aid or better yet... Maybe you should take the whole box! 🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She deflated my new oil filled implant, yep, one side only!🍑💦👀
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She has a lopsided arsse and my philosophy is that two cheeks are always better than one... Especially if the one is prone to Leakage. 😰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    She often claimed that 3 of my 7 personalities cheated on her and that the other 6 were accomplices. But that wasn’t the issue - the issue was that I was bad at math...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He thought that Two Joined for All Eternity included his Side Chick Bertha!
    (Bertha wouldn't have that either)

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I dunno what happened. She just threw all my stuff out and started screaming “Leave Bertha!”
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    Of my indolence...

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