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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I’m sorry! Forgive me! You can have a whole hour! 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found out she gave every one more time.. all I got was a wham, bang, thank you maam in a 4 minute alotted slot :/
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Always timed me. Too much pressure
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    He kept calling me miss cinnamon for some weird reason
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t realize I was actually calling her Hot Stuff when referring to her as miss cinnamon. It was code...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    You got your vision restored and are now able to see me for what I truly am...
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Wait....When did we break up....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was so forgetful. It was like living the same day over and over and over again.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Had pet groundhogs. Loved them more than me, fed them steak.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He had a mental breakdown on Groundhog’s Day. Sometimes I still go visit him in his new home, but he’s unable to be emotionally present for a relationship.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Saw her shadow when I tried to get serious. Hasn't come out from under the house yet.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Locked me under his house
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She just ghosted me. In fact, she ghosted everyone. No one has been able to find her.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Had three ghost boyfriends I was expected to share with. F that.
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    I’m scared of ghost and he was very very into them
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Got tired of me grabbing her *kitten*. I tried to tell her it was a ghost. She wasnt buying it.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Got tired of him grabbing my imaginary friend. Just because you can’t see her, doesn’t mean it’s not cheating!
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She had imaginary friends
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Friends dont let friends grab imaginary friends
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Ugggg he couldn’t let the imaginary friends go
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Imaginary friends in the bedroom was kind of fun in the beginning. Then they started to get all the attention. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Said I gave her too much attention, she couldnt even sleep
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She chose the Imaginary friend over me
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    I wore her heels. She didn’t appreciate it. Lol
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She kept stealing my heals!!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wore them tromping through mud puddles! My $300 heels!! 😖
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I wanted to roll around in the sand and get dirty. She was too squeamish
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    I enjoyed it. She got mad.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Always bringing sand and dirt into the bed. Said he liked it dirty. Not what I had in mind...
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She complained that I used too many bubbles in the bath

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