We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

DWBalboa · July 1, 2020 1:23AM

She kept poking me with a fort in the most inappropriate parts.

Callousedthoughts · July 1, 2020 3:13AM

I woke with taffy in some very strange places

PaperDoll_ · July 1, 2020 3:15AM

He wouldn’t let me eat the taffy. 😒

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 1, 2020 8:11AM

She was always in "a beef" with somebody or another

Callousedthoughts · July 2, 2020 4:26AM

Always saying "Wheres the beef", then dying laughing. Wtf?

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 3, 2020 6:56AM

No longer wanted me to call him my Beefcake

DWBalboa · July 3, 2020 11:38AM

She kept calling me beefcake II.

PaperDoll_ · July 3, 2020 10:18PM

Called me fruitcake 😒

happimess01 · July 3, 2020 10:19PM

called me cupcake

PaperDoll_ · July 3, 2020 10:22PM

Smelled like cupcakes. I don’t know what happened. I just remember screaming and something about “stop biting me.”

mattig89ch · July 4, 2020 12:22AM

Didn't like frosting on cupcakes. Why not just have a muffin then?

Callousedthoughts · July 4, 2020 3:49AM

Constantly talking about "frosting my cupcakes".

Cat0703a · July 4, 2020 3:50AM

He used an old family recipe for buttercream and said “made with his love” when he gave them to me. I preferred grocery store icing.

DWBalboa · July 4, 2020 4:07AM

Because she actually thought that it was called Napoleon ice cream.

millea84 · July 4, 2020 8:18AM

The cats didn't approve.

Cat0703a · July 4, 2020 10:32PM

This Cat didn’t approve of her creepy mask!

Callousedthoughts · July 5, 2020 3:30AM

Referred to my face as a creepy mask

PaperDoll_ · July 5, 2020 3:33AM

Wore too much makeup.

Callousedthoughts · July 5, 2020 3:36AM

Never let me rest

Cat0703a · July 5, 2020 3:36AM

Always said no

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