We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15 · October 11, 2020 12:22AM

I stepped on one too many action figures .. ouch.

highheeldiva · October 11, 2020 4:04AM

Kept borrowing my shoes

Watching_The_Wheels · October 11, 2020 2:03PM

It wasn’t the 6 feet social distance in 2020 that led to our breakup but rather the emotional distance that has always existed...

slimgirljo15 · October 11, 2020 7:30PM

He coughed on me

PaperDoll_ · October 11, 2020 11:30PM

I heard her sneeze 😱

Cat0703a · October 12, 2020 3:03AM

She said stuff like “I’m loyal to all my ladies” like I wasn’t special.

highheeldiva · October 12, 2020 3:06AM

Didn’t like cats

happimess01 · October 13, 2020 2:51PM

She has recurring dreams about me running around the house in a diaper. I was deeply insulted

Ashkea76 · October 14, 2020 3:06AM

He left me hanging on a back massage deal.. 💔😥

happimess01 · October 14, 2020 4:51AM

Ashkea76 wrote: »

He left me hanging on a back massage deal.. 💔😥

Nooo, i would never❤️🤗

Watching_The_Wheels · October 14, 2020 11:57AM

My inability to speak fluently in any language...

slimgirljo15 · October 14, 2020 7:40PM

I suspect he was swearing at me in a rare and little known Chinese dialect.

PaperDoll_ · October 14, 2020 10:08PM

I tried speaking to her in Australian but she said there was nothing sexy about Vegemite and what I intended to do with it. 😒

slimgirljo15 · October 14, 2020 10:09PM

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

I tried speaking to her in Australian but she said there was nothing sexy about Vegemite and what I intended to do with it. 😒

🤣😂 I just can't

PaperDoll_ · October 14, 2020 10:15PM

She could but she wouldn’t ☹️

mattig89ch · October 15, 2020 2:54AM

She didnt like my candles, said she was worried about catching fire

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 15, 2020 7:50PM

He always tried to get me to stop drinking coffee by being careless with his candles!
It was totes fine because I'm always cold anyway!

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 17, 2020 4:07AM

Watching_The_Wheels · October 18, 2020 7:56PM

My contract was up and not renewed...

Cat0703a · October 19, 2020 12:31AM

He wouldn’t let me open my pickle jars without judging my technique. I mean I hardly ever broke the glass when I banged it against the counter.

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