We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Minion_training_program

Whenever we wanted to do something, she just wanted to hang on the couch

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couch potatoes are too high in carbohydrates

Cat0703a

She wanted a carb free wedding cake. Got out while I could! 🏃‍♀️ ⛪️

Ransom_G

All through dinner she kept ordering more bread and complaining about her ex not letting her have carbs.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Gave me this terrible look everytime I made a sandwich 🥴

Cat0703a

Made herself a sandwich after I spent eight and a half hours making her a five course gourmet dinner.

happimess01

She preferred a five course over intercourse

brustmannzwei

Cat0703a wrote: »

Made herself a sandwich after I spent eight and a half hours making her a five course gourmet dinner.

She spent 8.5 hours making a five course gourmet dinner and I said I couldn’t make it because work. 😔

I should have told work to eff off and quit. 😡

slimgirljo15

Because his gf didn't like me 🤷‍♀️😁

happimess01

She wanted me to work as a lawn mower for brustman

Kindhearts30

He was alittle to weird

PaperDoll_

She was a little too right.

mattig89ch

She was a little too thin

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kept feeding me cheesecake and macaroni and cheese covered in marshmallow fluff

Cat0703a

She always came home from work with marshmallow fluff in her hair. Odd since she didn’t work at a place where desserts are prepared.

toriann319

She apparently had other women showing up with marshmellow fluff... I thought it was our thing...

glowstick20

because she kept saying the wrong name

PaperDoll_

Because they demanded the lights always be out so their stick would glow.

glowstick20

Because she was never go camping at night

PaperDoll_

He couldn’t accept that I was afraid of the dark.