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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,302 Member Member Posts: 28,302 Member
    I stole her dog fifi and ran before she could stop me.
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 409 Member Member Posts: 409 Member
    She stole all my lollipops...
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,852 Member Member Posts: 3,852 Member
    I was too immature and incapable of committing to a meaningful relationship. But more importantly, I am extremely unattractive...
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,302 Member Member Posts: 28,302 Member
    He was always down on himself and I got tired of attending pity parties every day. 😒
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,767 Member Member Posts: 1,767 Member
    She only wanted to party and do crafts with our imaginary spirit animal, Olga the manatee.🥺

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  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,852 Member Member Posts: 3,852 Member
    I was unable to put my pants on, two legs at a time...
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,767 Member Member Posts: 1,767 Member
    *Excuses, excuses* He never wanted to wear pants only a cape and white socks!
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,852 Member Member Posts: 3,852 Member
    Contrary to what I was led to believe growing up, size apparently mattered...
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  • RichiemaerkRichiemaerk Member Posts: 288 Member Member Posts: 288 Member
    because she loved Insta more than our 5 kids and three dogs
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,302 Member Member Posts: 28,302 Member
    He wouldn’t let me use his five kids and three dogs to earn TikTok fame 😒
  • LaneaJLaneaJ Member Posts: 1,907 Member Member Posts: 1,907 Member
    She went viral one time and let it go to her head. Refusing to ride in anything but a stretch limo.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐔𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐫. 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,852 Member Member Posts: 3,852 Member
    I didn’t align the items in my pantry in alphabetical order...
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,491 Member Member Posts: 8,491 Member
    He watched the wheels on my car fall off and did not assist me.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,752 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,752 Member
    Idk, she didn't say. I came home one day and she was gone along with all the furniture :(
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,302 Member Member Posts: 28,302 Member
    Every time I visited her, we’d have to sit on the floor in a completely bare room.
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,767 Member Member Posts: 1,767 Member
    She didn’t have a belly button and she faked having one the whole time we were dating
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,852 Member Member Posts: 3,852 Member
    I never watched the endings of movies, only the beginning and middle...
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,752 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,752 Member
    He ate my dog.. yep, true story :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    𝐌𝐲 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭
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