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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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had nicer legs than me0
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She was dark..I was light..together we made grey..just couldn't work0
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I dropped my chocolate in her peanut butter
and she never forgave me for it0 -
Always wanted to act out 50 shades of grey with her guy Friends0
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Told lies...didn't drop his chocolate in my peanut butter often enough
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She liked Skippy, and I'm a choosy MoFo and like Jif0
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She had a mouth like a sailor0
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He had his mouth on to many sailors.0
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don't remember..but it had something to do with seamen
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He couldn't see past my past...0
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There never any talk of the future0
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her cooking sucks0
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I couldn't pronounce his MFPname0
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Kept humping my leg..I couldn't go anywhere0
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She was too attached0
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she was an alcoholic0
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Unsupportive0
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her support bra failed0
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Didn't like my t!ts0
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wore a sport bra round his b@@ls0
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Talked too dirty 0
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left too many bite marks0
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Had a strange fetish for magic markers0
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Slept with my dog0
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Slept with everyone but me.0
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Slept with my sister, not me0
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Didn't believe me when I told him I just slept with his sister I didn't "sleep" with her!0
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Wanted to sleep with both her sister and her0
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Killed my sister0
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