We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

mnshanbhag

didn't let me sleep with her and her sister

novelle21

Could never understands me

Wonderwomanvik

Wanted me to role play as HIS sister

mnshanbhag

turned out to be really my sister

Wonderwomanvik

Didn't like GOT...
The Lannisters send their regards.

slimgirljo15

Freaky fetishes

Wonderwomanvik

She didn't get freaky with me

slimgirljo15

The sex swing ..ton of toys..mirrored ceiling or symbian weren't enough for her

Wonderwomanvik

I'm coming

slimgirljo15

Said she was coming but was only breathing heavy

mnshanbhag

kept fantasizing about George Clooney

slimgirljo15

Didn't look like george clooney

mnshanbhag

likes wearing granny panties

slimgirljo15

Caught him wearing my granny undies

mnshanbhag

turns out I am her granny...

slimgirljo15

^^^hahaha..granny is that you

mnshanbhag

thinks George Clooney is her granny

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't move to Australia

Wonderwomanvik

Long distance tore us apart

mnshanbhag

thinks 5 inches is a long distance

Wonderwomanvik

Thinks five inches can satisfy me

slimgirljo15

Never satisfied

mnshanbhag

confuses mobile screen size for something else...

slimgirljo15

Nope..measured his **** and it was small

Peter_Brady

She wanted my younger brother Bobby

mnshanbhag

goes round measuring random blokes' d1cks

slimgirljo15

Wouldnt believe me when I said I was measuring them for *kitten* socks

Peter_Brady

Liked to play with other men's sock puppets

slimgirljo15

So did he ^^

Peter_Brady

Didn't believe that sharing is caring