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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Stuttered during phone sex0
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Misunderstood phone sex, hid the handset in all sorts of places0
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Secretly was a phone sex operator.0
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Faked too many orgasms0
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Couldn't give me an orgasm.0
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She passed out after each orgasm0
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He really had a real thing.0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »Couldn't give me an orgasm.
Couldn't get close enough, your DDDs kept getting in the way0 -
made me fall asleep during sex0
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Had to clean up @jimmckenna68 's messes too much since she fell asleep during his sextime0
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Had to clean up @jimmckenna68 's messes too much since she fell asleep during his sextime
He hated washing curtains (drapes!!)0 -
He never, ever washed.0
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Her shower was too small0
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I couldn't find his d!ck.0
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Little was ALWAYS the operative word.0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »I couldn't find his d!ck.
Denied losing my little Richard between her DDSs0 -
Loved using the word little0
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Little richard was his best friend.0
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Her little boobs got in the way0
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Wasn't so much little, as incapable of filling a cavernous entity0
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He preferred little smokies, while I was all about the foot long.0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »Little richard was his best friend.
Was jealous that I am more protective of little Richard than I am of her0 -
Her foot didn't fit0
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My German bratwurst was too much meat for her0
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He had a strange imagination... And a fixation with bratwurst.0
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My prime Scotch Beef only reinforced his bratwurst sense of inadequacy0
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His "scotch beef" was too wrinkly0
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Her foot did fit, but she insisted on wearing very woolly socks!!0
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