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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I broke him.0
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She sat down sideways0
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I didn't recognize him anymore.0
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She made me wear a bag over my head during sex0
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He was determined to be choked.0
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Always wrestled with my heart0
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Sometimes surprised me with his cleverness.0
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Always too focused on my package and not enough on my brains0
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There were no more surprises0
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She never saw beyond the obvious.0
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Had trouble communicating0
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finding her brother in bed with us wasn't a pleasant surprise0
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Oooooh,
Didn't believe that surprises can come from the most unexpected people0 -
mnshanbhag wrote: »finding her brother in bed with us wasn't a pleasant surprise
Taking exception at finding his uncle was in bed too! ( sorry!!! Cutting, but couldn't help it!!)0 -
Didn't realize that this was a family matter0
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Git annoyed when he didn't realise this was a family matter0
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Didn't realize family didn't include the dog0
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Didn't appreciate that the dog might scare away the *kitten*0
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let the dog sleep in our bed
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Let the dog sleep in the bed so he could unfairly blame it for the smell0
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She knew it was him.0
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farted too often0
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She didn't appreciate that it distressed me that only the dog would lick me clean of meat paste ( even as I typed this I was worried about my sanity!!)0
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This weird obsession with meat past and the other guy blaming me for farting.0
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called me the other guy0
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The meat paste countered your eye burning farts ---phew! Whiffy!!0
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Way too many other guys... allergic to meat paste0
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Me too! That's why I don't eat it, just smear it all over me and run around shouting "Fido".
Another moment when my sanity came into question0 -
Got tired of him not getting a shower.0
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