We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Wonderwomanvik

I broke him.

srv524

She sat down sideways

Wonderwomanvik

I didn't recognize him anymore.

srv524

She made me wear a bag over my head during sex

Wonderwomanvik

He was determined to be choked.

jimmckenna68

kimvmajor wrote: »

Only wanted to wrestle with thumbs

Woukdnt let me wrestle with her best intentions

srv524

Always wrestled with my heart

Kvm11628

Sometimes surprised me with his cleverness.

srv524

Always too focused on my package and not enough on my brains

Wonderwomanvik

There were no more surprises

Kvm11628

She never saw beyond the obvious.

srv524

Had trouble communicating

mnshanbhag

finding her brother in bed with us wasn't a pleasant surprise

jimmckenna68

Oooooh,
Didn't believe that surprises can come from the most unexpected people

jimmckenna68

mnshanbhag wrote: »

finding her brother in bed with us wasn't a pleasant surprise

Taking exception at finding his uncle was in bed too! ( sorry!!! Cutting, but couldn't help it!!)

srv524

Didn't realize that this was a family matter

jimmckenna68

Git annoyed when he didn't realise this was a family matter

srv524

Didn't realize family didn't include the dog

jimmckenna68

Didn't appreciate that the dog might scare away the *kitten*

RunTimer

let the dog sleep in our bed

jimmckenna68

Let the dog sleep in the bed so he could unfairly blame it for the smell

provencal73

She knew it was him.

mnshanbhag

farted too often

jimmckenna68

She didn't appreciate that it distressed me that only the dog would lick me clean of meat paste ( even as I typed this I was worried about my sanity!!)

provencal73

This weird obsession with meat past and the other guy blaming me for farting.

mnshanbhag

called me the other guy

jimmckenna68

The meat paste countered your eye burning farts ---phew! Whiffy!!

provencal73

Way too many other guys... allergic to meat paste

jimmckenna68

Me too! That's why I don't eat it, just smear it all over me and run around shouting "Fido".

Another moment when my sanity came into question

provencal73

Got tired of him not getting a shower.