We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Didn't like my woolly socks..0
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She needed to shave.0
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She didn't own a razor0
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Because my woolly socks made him think of his little woolly willy..cant get it wet or it shrinks.
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »Didn't like my woolly socks..
The socks were fine, I Didn't like where you put your socks!0 -
He turned me on to rare sock hiding places... Then hated that I loved it.0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »He turned me on to rare sock hiding places... Then hated that I loved it.
You never left me any clean socks!!0 -
Always had to wear socks cuz never trimmed the toenails. Could take a trout out of a brook with those feet!0
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Didn't have a wide angle lens big enough!!0
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^^^ She had a nice neckline but I couldn't see past it0
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Couldn't see past her eyes, captivating0
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Enjoyed leaving me speechless0
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Wouldn't talk0
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We didn't... Another of @srv524 's rumors.0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »We didn't... Another of @srv524 's rumors.
didn't what?0 -
provencal73 wrote: »Wouldn't talk
Didn't like my speechlessness0 -
jimmckenna68 wrote: »provencal73 wrote: »Wouldn't talk
Didn't like my speechlessness
It was the weird look that came with it.0 -
She was always looking at me funny....0
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She couldn't handle my lazy eye0
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Didn't understand that my speechless was accompanied by utter wonderment0
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Thought he was high0
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Who needs drugs when there is more to life than chemical stimulation0
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Tried thumb wrestling me for sexual favors0
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He was far too stimulating!0
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Only wanted to wrestle with thumbs0
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Kept breaking my thumbs0
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