We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't take his hat off every ..I think he was hiding something

slimgirljo15

Hahaha..he got me there..never forgave me

g44219

bought one of those hats with the mullet hair attached onto the back

slimgirljo15

For the make up sex

Kvm11628

She always wanted me too made up.

g44219

she wanted me to wear make up

Kvm11628

He refused to join the witness protection program. That makeup is saving your life, buddy.

JeffreyMGiron

she didnt acknowledge me

g44219

she dimed me out to the mob. I had to go into hiding

Kvm11628

Kept hiding all the Oreos. I needed my fix.

Kvm11628

And, @JeffreyMGiron, I would never ignore you!

g44219

she never got over Jeffrey

Kvm11628

He was far too jealous

g44219

there were way too many guy "friends" in her contacts

Kvm11628

He was far too jealous

Kvm11628

I preferred pudding. He was a jello guy.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She tried to poison me for the insurance money.

g44219

he caught me slipping something into his coffee

Kvm11628

Caught him slipping notes to someone else

g44219

she was too nosey and she had a nice looking sister

Kvm11628

He mad Thanksgiving dinner too awkward every.single.year.

g44219

I swear I didn't know it was her sister touching my leg under the table those 3 years in a row

g44219

he hated my dinning habits

Wonderwomanvik

He hated head

Kvm11628

She didn't use her head.

JeffreyMGiron

she didnt use my head

g44219

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

He hated head

whaaaa??? lol

got drunk on bourbon and tried to stab with her high heel shoe

Kvm11628

He didn't like my heels. Said I was too tall to wear them.

Wonderwomanvik

Her ego was too big for hr body.

g44219

got mad when I took her to taco bell on the first 5 dates