We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

jimmckenna68

griffk00 wrote: »

Lol we met at an AA meeting. Those relationships never work out

I think everyone has run away!

Kvm11628

He made fun of my running style. Said it reminded him of Forrest Gump.

g44219

she wanted me to call her Jenny

RunTimer

She hated shrimp

Kvm11628

His nickname was Shrimpy...

g44219

she made me watch a Matt Damon movie marathon

Kvm11628

He forgot the benefits of watching Matt Damon movies.

jbuzzed

Delusional, thought we were actually in a Bourne movie

Kvm11628

I think she was a spy.

bbeaukay

kimvmajor wrote: »

I think she was a spy.

They thought I was a spy.. I would of told them I wasn't.. But then I would have to kill them

g44219

she was an assassin

jbuzzed

Always fell down when we went skating

Kvm11628

She never taught me the triple axel

g44219

she would push me down and laugh

Kvm11628

He snorted when he laughed.

jbuzzed

She made milk come our of her nose

g44219

she made fun of my sinus condition

jbuzzed

Couldn't take a joke

g44219

made me do pushups before she would start cooking supper

Kvm11628

Made me do push-ups while cooking dinner. Expected way too much from me.

g44219

she sprayed pepper spray in the plate of food she made for me

Kvm11628

He said he liked things spicy, but he lied.

g44219

I thought she meant spicy in a different way

Kvm11628

He was always confused. I needed someone quicker.

g44219

well those few times I was really quick... you didn't seem impressed

Kvm11628

He could read me like a book.

slimgirljo15

Always had her nose in a book ..ignored me

Kvm11628

Didn't share my love of reading. We had different interests.

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't read the porn material I bought her

Kvm11628

I didn't like granny porn. Just ask @griffk00