We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

GFitMan

Post my size on twitter

slimgirljo15

Aww man..why'd you leave ..you said we'd be together forever..shattered

GFitMan

Babi i'm back - get them riding chaps

slimgirljo15

We broke up for the make up sex

mnshanbhag

always busy putting on makeup

Wonderwomanvik

I didn't wear enough make up

mnshanbhag

threesome was great, four was OK, five is too much!

Peter_Brady

He was intimidated by an Orgy

slimgirljo15

I went a whole week without sex damn it....he had to go

Wonderwomanvik

We met at an orgy and broke up at one too

Peter_Brady

Had orgies while I was at work

slimgirljo15

He worked as a gigolo

mnshanbhag

she had gigolos on fast-dial

Peter_Brady

It's how we met and she tried to change me

mnshanbhag

kept confusing me for a woman

Peter_Brady

Didn't manscape his mangina

slimgirljo15

He liked a manscaped mangina..I didnt have one

Peter_Brady

her strap on was too big

slimgirljo15

Preferred the real thing to a strap on

mnshanbhag

she had a 'real thing'

slimgirljo15

His *real thing* fell off

Peter_Brady

Didn't remove his real thing from her kitty

slimgirljo15

I only wanted him but he said I had to take the whole bunch

_Sparky_

Was way to much into the group thing

mnshanbhag

satisfying her and her 4 sisters in one go was hard work

_Sparky_

Called me female all the time?? And had an unhealthy obsesion of my sisters...

slimgirljo15

Our relationship lost its spark

_Sparky_

Had her wires crossed

slimgirljo15

He disappeared don't know where he went

_Sparky_

Lost her on the beach.. she said she would be right back, been 5 years now