We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

Her thoughts were just way too out there even for me.

jaxass

Was worried about someone else's thoughts too much.

srv524

Kept thinking that other people were thinking about his thoughts

Peter_Brady

Shared his thoughts about EVERYTHING

srv524

Didn't believe me that aliens had probed me

Peter_Brady

He tried to probe me when I bent over in the shower

srv524

Kept dropping the soap "accidentally"

Kvm11628

Thought he knew everything.

srv524

Knew a lot but wouldn't admit when she didn't know things

Kvm11628

(I was clearly way behind in the queue there)

He wouldn't admit when I was right.

Peter_Brady

She didn't know how to make a sammich the right way

Wonderwomanvik

She would always go right when I said go left.

jaxass

Because he yelled at my mom for not being able to make a sammich correctly

Kvm11628

Wouldn't make me a sandwich.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Only wanted me for my Fabulous sandwich making skills!

Wonderwomanvik

Wanted me to be the middle of her sandwich

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldnt participate!

RunTimer

neighbors complained about her voyeuristic tendecies

Wonderwomanvik

I ran off with the neighbor

michaela4910

Wait, we broke up, what??

RunTimer

he was too slow

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was dating too many of us at once and then wouldn't go away after we broke up!

Wonderwomanvik

The orgy broke up ... We didn't

srv524

Narcissistic

Wonderwomanvik

Were we together? Only in his dreams!

srv524

Kept forgetting I was incapable of dreaming. Also, cheated on me with the milk man

RunTimer

he kept trying to milk the cat

Kvm11628

He didn't like my cat.

Darklords

she was a cat lady

RunTimer

her dog kept humping my leg