We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Her thoughts were just way too out there even for me.0
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Was worried about someone else's thoughts too much.0
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Kept thinking that other people were thinking about his thoughts0
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Shared his thoughts about EVERYTHING0
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Didn't believe me that aliens had probed me0
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He tried to probe me when I bent over in the shower0
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Kept dropping the soap "accidentally"0
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Thought he knew everything.0
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Knew a lot but wouldn't admit when she didn't know things0
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(I was clearly way behind in the queue there)
He wouldn't admit when I was right.0 -
She didn't know how to make a sammich the right way0
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She would always go right when I said go left.0
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Because he yelled at my mom for not being able to make a sammich correctly0
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Wouldn't make me a sandwich.0
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Only wanted me for my Fabulous sandwich making skills!0
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Wanted me to be the middle of her sandwich0
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Wouldnt participate!
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neighbors complained about her voyeuristic tendecies0
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I ran off with the neighbor0
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Wait, we broke up, what??0
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he was too slow0
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He was dating too many of us at once and then wouldn't go away after we broke up!0
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The orgy broke up ... We didn't0
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Narcissistic0
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Were we together? Only in his dreams!0
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Kept forgetting I was incapable of dreaming. Also, cheated on me with the milk man0
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he kept trying to milk the cat0
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He didn't like my cat.0
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she was a cat lady
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her dog kept humping my leg0
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