We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

He burned my Barry Manilow 8 tracks!

TxLisa251

I liked Barry Manilow...he liked Neil Diamond. It just wasn't meant to be...

Kvm11628

Little did I know, Sweet Caroline wasn't just a song to her.

kangakev

Because I kept forgetting the little things....her phone number, her birthday, her name

jaxass

Claimed he was forgetful, but remembered the things he forgot

Wonderwomanvik

He was always sore!

Peter_Brady

I got a sore after sleeping with her

jbuzzed

He got bed sores after never getting out of bed

Kvm11628

She never changed the sheets...

Wonderwomanvik

She loved her pillow. A little too much.

jbuzzed

She believed that the moon landing was a conspiracy

Kvm11628

She had way too many conspiracy theories. She was way too paranoid.

srv524

Didn't like Radiohead.

Kvm11628

He was a Creep

srv524

She didn't like real trees

MaxPower6868

She thought Creep was sung by Coldplay

Kvm11628

He insulted my knowledge of music. It cut me to the core.

srv524

MaxPower6868 wrote: »

She thought Creep was sung by Coldplay

Kvm11628

He had a thing for Mr. Bean. Could only get in the mood if Bean was on TV. I was insulted.

srv524

Mr. Bean had less facial hair

Kvm11628

My nickname for him was "bean."

Peter_Brady

She ate way too many beans

srv524

He wouldn't get in line

Kvm11628

He expected too much order.

Wonderwomanvik

She worked in fast food

bdgfn

She preferred her food slow and her sex fast

Kvm11628

Liked to combine food and sex too often. Way too messy.

srv524

Didn't share my appreciation for ketchup body art

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Always wore combat boots in the house.

JSurita3

He didn't love me anymore. Changed his name and everything.