We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Peter_Brady

She didn't wan to ride

junelove89

Peter_Brady wrote: »

She didn't wan to ride

The yellow bus?

MaxPower6868

Would let me go outside without my helmet on

Peter_Brady

Wanted to come inside without a helmet on

synchkat

That stupid helmet

FabulousFantasticFifty

He rode the small bus

but only because he was to cheap to pay the 50 cents for the city bus

Kvm11628

Peter_Brady wrote: »

Wanted to come inside without a helmet on

You win the thread today.

Peter_Brady

Told me I was the winner but didn't give me a prize

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had a dirty mind!

RunTimer

she didn't mind dirt

FabulousFantasticFifty

Me made me a mud pie for my Birthday! (The mud came from the empty lot down the street!)

synchkat

You know that saying "it's the thought that counts"? Apparently that's not true

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was cheap!!!

MaxPower6868

She couldn't afford me

RunTimer

his max. power setting was to low

cmDaffy

I was looking for a "Sugar Daddy" and he didn't quite cut it.

RunTimer

she tried to cut it (found out her cousin was Lorena Bobbitt)

JSurita3

Came from a strange family

RunTimer

found out we were related

bbeaukay

Turned out he literally went batty.. Flew right out the window..

srv524

She tried to waltz me into a woodchipper

RunTimer

he worshipped me..would not get off his knees (who can live under that kind of pressure)

slimgirljo15

Caught him rubbing himself all over the melons at the supermarket.she wasnt impressed and neither was I

Wonderwomanvik

Her melons... Wait, come back!

TxLisa251

Wanted me to wear a bra made from melons...

RunTimer

Claimed I wasn't supportive enough

Wonderwomanvik

Wore a jock strap during sex

RunTimer

she rode me too hard

slimgirljo15

Sook..couldn't take a good hard ride

srv524

Insisted on humping my car