We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I said lets hump in the car..he didn't listen0
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she discovered I had a hump0
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Wouldn't let me pat his hump ..0
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He thought my humps were the wrong size.0
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Was really unflattering to me0
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Told her she was beautiful but she wouldn't believe me0
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compulsive liar meets chronically guillible...it didn't work out0
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He believed me when I said it was good.,.0
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she kept yawning..during it0
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He got bored of me wtf?0
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i didn't have a long enough board0
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I wouldn't take my mask off0
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Hiding something from me0
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She made me wear a mask!0
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He had a thing for masked tape.0
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I couldn't get her to stick around.0
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Tried to hit me with a stick.0
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Didn't like my stick0
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His stick was more of a toothpick.0
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Confused my finger with my stick0
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He tried to confuse me, but I was too quick.0
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She said I'm too good for her0
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She never tried to prove herself.0
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She would not let me prove myself0
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He was too clingy0
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Just came and went....when he wanted
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She cheated0
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She cheated at cards. Never trust a cheating card-player.0
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Found love letters to 10 other women0
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She didn't appreciate my keen writing abilities.0
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