We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

srv524

She didn't know how to cook or clean.

slimgirljo15

4" enough said

srv524

4" wide was too much for her

slimgirljo15

Lol...crawled around in the mud..left dirt everywhere

srv524

Said she liked it dirty in bed

slimgirljo15

Mistook what I meant by dirty

srv524

Had a problem clarifying what she wanted in bed and often forgot the safe word

slimgirljo15

He bit me

srv524

She didn't know it was opposite day

slimgirljo15

Got me pregnant and run off

srv524

Went to get milk and by the time I came home, she had the doors locked.

slimgirljo15

Getting milk ..consisted of visiting the breast feeding neighbour

srv524

Since she wouldn't work, money was tight.

slimgirljo15

He was tight with money

Kvm11628

She thought money was what I was after.

RunTimer

she was only interested in me for my body...never my mind..

.wait..


come back!!!

Wonderwomanvik

I ate his brains

RunTimer

Found out she was only interested in experimenting on me sexualscientifically

synchkat

bad spelling. never knew what he wanted

Wonderwomanvik

I had to spell everything out to her

Peter_Brady

She put me under a spell and I needed electroshock therapy to get out of it

Kvm11628

The things he suggested were just TOO shocking.

Peter_Brady

Says the woman who liked to use a stun gun during sex

slimgirljo15

Didn't like my idea of kinky toys

Kvm11628

She thought my hair was too kinky. I was insulted.

musclegood_fatbad

She shaved my head while I was sleeping

slimgirljo15

He couldnt keep up..I wore him out

Wonderwomanvik

It was me, not her!

Kvm11628

She wanted to take credit for everything.

Wonderwomanvik

She maxed out my credit cards on lingerie I never got to see.