We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He hated my cooking!
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Her cooking came in a McDonalds bag0
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He was jealous of Ronald!0
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She called out Ronald. Who?0
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Wanted me to dress up like Grimace.0
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Kept calling me Shrek 0
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Talked in his sleep always whispering "Let me ride you Donkey"
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Her cowgirl included spurs0
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Could never spur him into action.0
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Kept bringing an air compressor and nailgun into the bedroom0
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Never wanted to get nailed!
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Her nails hurt....0
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Her voice
Nails on a chalkboard0 -
Hated my Singing!0
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Found strange chalk outlines all around his place. Figured that was a warning.0
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Chalked it up to irreconcilable differences.0
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He was different alright!!!
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She didn't like to role play0
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Wanted me to play dead!
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I wanted to be a lucky stiff0
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every time he got stiff, thought he was going to get lucky0
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Still wanted his ex0
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He wore green better than I,
I was green with envy!0 -
Forbid me to wear any green0
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Had no comments0
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Had better boobs than I0
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Everyone has seen her boobs but me
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Had a better voice than I0
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Wouldn't let me voice my opinions - he was a control freak.0
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She said she was Miss Right. She didn't tell me her 1st name was "Always"0
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