We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

He had about 12 names. I think he was hiding something.

MaxPower6868

She agreed to my request to play Hide the Salami. Now I can't find any lunchmeat.

slimgirljo15

His salami looked like cocktail frankfurt

srv524

She didn't like my German bratwurst

Wonderwomanvik

Repeated himself... Never anything new to say.

mnshanbhag

liked it a bit too rough

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Thought too rough was possible.

Wonderwomanvik

Thought too much. Not enough action.

47Jacqueline

^ ha ha

Was impossible

mnshanbhag

Three Boobs

Wonderwomanvik

Didn't appreciate my extra cleavage

mnshanbhag

caught her cheating... with my sister

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Left him for his sister.

Wonderwomanvik

Took both their sisters!

mnshanbhag

wouldn't agree to a threesome

FabulousFantasticFifty

His idea of threesome didn't include me

Wonderwomanvik

She wouldn't give me space to breathe.

slimgirljo15

She wanted space..so much so she moved 3 towns away

Kvm11628

The distance between us was just too great.

Kvm11628

His arms were incredibly short. My nickname for him was T-Rex.

Kvm11628

Unfortunately, the bite marks were only in the food he left all over the kitchen.

wolfehound33

Was way into biting

Kvm11628

His insults were too biting.

wolfehound33

Took my compliments as insults

Kvm11628

Hated my obsession with 80s hair bands.

Kvm11628

Unfortunately, he DID wear spandex. Never, ever a good look on a guy.

Kvm11628

He asked me to roll around on the car ala Tawny Kitaen. In my grandmother's driveway.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Cut his hair into a mullet.

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Kvm11628

He was too obsessed with hockey.