We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept calling scores in hockey "runs" and asking "who is the pitcher?"0
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He always wanted to pitch, never wanted to catch0
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Pitched me one too many cheesy lines. Realized he was a player.0
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Didn't like cheesy fries0
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He thought Cheez-Wiz WAS cheese.0
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hid all the cheese whiz in the fireplace0
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Wanted to have sex only in the fireplace. Talk about turning up the heat!0
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Turned the heat up too much. I like the house cool0
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Wouldn't turn the heat up despite the icicles on my testes0
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Kept offering me popsicles0
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Her cold heart froze me on the inside0
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His cold hands were unbearable0
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She didn't realize that cold hands came with having a warm heart0
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She had no patience - couldn't wait for me to warm up fro being outside0
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Was always outside too much, and not with me.0
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was a hermit hiding a her shell0
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Horrible at cuddling0
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Her shell collection drove me batty.0
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I found her repetitive creativity lacking0
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bats in the belfry0
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He wouldn't watch superhero movies with me.0
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she wouldn't watch porn with me0
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He wanted to watch porn with his mom.0
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Hearing problems. I wanted to make a porn with HER mom0
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Wouldn't make a porn with me and her mom.0
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Starred in one too many pornos with Brandi Love...0
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She drank too much brandy0
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Wouldn't let me "work out" with Brandi Love0
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Things couldn't work out0
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