We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Darklords

because he kept wearing a dog costume

RunTimer

the sex was great..but she insisted i wear the collar outside

FitForeverAgain

She was just too classy for me!

RunTimer

he was too bright

Kvm11628

He never took his sunglasses off. I am pretty sure he was hiding something.

MaxPower6868

She refused to accept I was blind

srv524

She blinded him with her looks. After that, he was never the same.

Kvm11628

He became blind after too much time alone...

srv524

Couldn't handle my wit

Wonderwomanvik

I manhandled him one too many times..,

Kvm11628

Couldn't get over my nerdiness

srv524

Her 2 hands couldn't handle it

MaxPower6868

COMPLETELY misunderstood what I mean by 'double fisting', and I haven't been able to walk straight since

Kvm11628

MaxPower6868 wrote: »

COMPLETELY misunderstood what I mean by 'double fisting', and I haven't been able to walk straight since

OMG, DYING laughing here

srv524

Died of laughter during sex

JSurita3

Everything was funny to him.

Kvm11628

Nothing was funny to her. Our humor didn't mesh.

JSurita3

She laughed at church, funerals, hospices I mean just everywhere. It was embarrassing.

Kvm11628

She just could not find the joy in life.

JSurita3

She sucked all the joy out of my life.

jbuzzed

Too high all the time

cmDaffy

She wouldn't come to grips with the strange extra hand coming out of her shoulder

CardiganandFlannel

I couldn't get passed her masked past.

MaxPower6868

Would always mask his emotions

TxLisa251

Wanted to play The Lone Ranger and Tonto...

RunTimer

what she did to me with those feathers......

Wonderwomanvik

I am allergic to feathers.

slimgirljo15

Nope ..never happened we are still together

TxLisa251

The cabana boys and I just wanted to play. He didn't...

Peter_Brady

After cheating on me with the cabana boys, she constantly hummed that Barry Manilow song.