We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

Was always at the pool hall.

Forestgirly

He was always in a bad mood

handyrunner

Was always too perky

slimgirljo15

cranky

Muzak1

She couldn't turn the crank

slimgirljo15

Expected me to do all the work

Kvm11628

Couldn't keep a job

Muzak1

Always quoting from the book of Job. Felt I was around the moral majority.

47Jacqueline

Hated politics

Kvm11628

Was too politically correct

handyrunner

Thought two wrongs made a right

slimgirljo15

Was celibate

Kvm11628

Never wanted to celebrate anything.

qxana1969

always nagging about my drinking

Muzak1

His whiskers made me giggle

Kvm11628

giggled at inappropriate times

handyrunner

Just laugh already

qxana1969

laughed like a hyena at the movie theaters attracting entirely too much attention

handyrunner

He was too outgoing

Kvm11628

Never wanted to go out with me. Started to think he was ashamed of me.

handyrunner

I think she never wanted to be alone

qxana1969

always locked his desk drawers and cabinets - very suspect

Kvm11628

I saw her in a witness lineup. I suspected she was up to no good.

Kvm11628

Every time we were in bed, he would slap the sheets and shout, "AMEN!!"

qxana1969

Wanted me to always call her Goddess in the bedroom

cmDaffy

Liked her dog more than she liked me

srv524

Licked her dog more than she licked me

Kvm11628

Got frustrated when he couldn't lick me in the games we played. He was too competitive.

(best I could come up with there)

Wonderwomanvik

Rock, paper, scissors isn't foreplay!

Wonderwomanvik

He dissed my hair cutting skills