We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

srv524

He was too smart for his own good

Kvm11628

He wanted me to call him smartypants.

srv524

She was afraid

Kvm11628

He confused fear for wisdom

srv524

She confused wisdom for acceptance

Kvm11628

He called me names all.the.time.

Muzak1

He scared me with his pet cobra

Kvm11628

He thought he had a cobra when it was really a garter snake.

srv524

Had a chicken he was always choking...very odd

Kvm11628

Was into choking. Not cool.

Muzak1

Thank you. Too emotional

qxana1969

liked watching me cry

Wonderwomanvik

Watched me while I slept

qxana1969

wanted to do more than sleep but he needed his rest

srv524

"do more than sleep" = eat crackers in bed while watching Gilmour Girls on full blast.

qxana1969

yeah, that's all he did while I read naughty books to keep entertained

srv524

naughty books = the joy of cooking (which she never did)

Kvm11628

He sucked all the joy out of life.

tosullivan

you came home to find me with a woman dressed as wonder woman drinking your wine

Kvm11628

Creeped my profile. Wondered what else he was creeping.

Muzak1

She would creep out at night leaving me all alone.

qxana1969

he kept the windows and doors nailed shut so I couldn't leave

handyrunner

She kept the Windows and doors shut so I couldn't get in

Kvm11628

He was a Windows guy, I was Mac. It just wasn't meant to be.

finny11122

Never made me breakfast in bed

Kvm11628

He never wanted to stay over for breakfast

finny11122

I wanted to stay over , but had work and she kept saying i was having breakfast at tiffany's place

Wonderwomanvik

Refused to shop at Tiffanys.

qxana1969

spent all our money shopping

Nograce80

Put me on a dollar store budget!