We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

Couldn't stick to a budget. We were going broke.

handyrunner

Broke everything in the house

qxana1969

Was cheating with our accountant - no wonder we were on a budget

Nograce80

Our accountant was her twin!!! I thought it was her!

qxana1969

drank too much and always seeing double

Nograce80

Made fun of my disability

srv524

Considered nymphomania a "clinical disorder" and wouldn't own up to her actions.

Nograce80

I said I was a wood nymph, he got the wrong idea!

synchkat

she kept wanting to practice cps on me

Nograce80

She got mad because my stamina was TOO good

Muzak1

Always claimed PMS

srv524

Always brought an air nailer to bed, very odd.

vmlabute

Always cheated and never paid for groceries

qxana1969

caught me cheating

handyrunner

Loved the groceries more than me

qxana1969

loved the grocery store clerks more than me

srv524

Could never get her hand all the way around it (the rolling pin that is).

Nograce80

Wanted me to bake pies for his lovers

srv524

Didn't like cream in her pies

qxana1969

he knows what I like but has selective recall

Nograce80

Knows what she likes, but it's not me

srv524

They were always fighting over me and wouldn't just 3-way cuddle.

Nograce80

He was delusional

srv524

She was coo-coo for my cocoa puff

qxana1969

he was just coo-coo

srv524

She didn't like my flair for random a-s-s grabbing.

qxana1969

too much public display of affection and he was always grabbing everyones *kitten*

srv524

She was always grabbing my c-o-c-k around family functions

qxana1969

because he always deprived me

freeforme5724

She couldn't handle that I was losing weight and she wasn't!