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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Couldn't stick to a budget. We were going broke.0
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Broke everything in the house0
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Was cheating with our accountant - no wonder we were on a budget0
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Our accountant was her twin!!! I thought it was her!0
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drank too much and always seeing double0
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Made fun of my disability0
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Considered nymphomania a "clinical disorder" and wouldn't own up to her actions.0
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I said I was a wood nymph, he got the wrong idea!0
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she kept wanting to practice cps on me0
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She got mad because my stamina was TOO good0
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Always claimed PMS0
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Always brought an air nailer to bed, very odd.0
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Always cheated and never paid for groceries0
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caught me cheating0
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Loved the groceries more than me0
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loved the grocery store clerks more than me0
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Could never get her hand all the way around it (the rolling pin that is).0
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Wanted me to bake pies for his lovers0
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Didn't like cream in her pies0
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he knows what I like but has selective recall0
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Knows what she likes, but it's not me0
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They were always fighting over me and wouldn't just 3-way cuddle.0
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He was delusional0
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She was coo-coo for my cocoa puff0
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he was just coo-coo0
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She didn't like my flair for random a-s-s grabbing.0
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too much public display of affection and he was always grabbing everyones *kitten*0
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She was always grabbing my c-o-c-k around family functions0
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because he always deprived me0
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She couldn't handle that I was losing weight and she wasn't!0
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