We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

nitroalley

When she put on a strap on things went south quickly

nitroalley

He trimmed too much of his beard

Just_J_Now

He didn't like trim

Kvm11628

Trimmed my hair while I slept

slimgirljo15

Well it was down below..not like anyone was going to see it

Just_J_Now

She went down below on others

Kvm11628

She was a real downer

Just_J_Now

Called me Debbie. Who's that?

nitroalley

Listened to Petula Clark

Kvm11628

Listened to nothing by Debbie Gibson.

slimgirljo15

Called out Debbie in our special moments..Debbie is not my name

nitroalley

Fed me a steady diet of little Debbie's. Sabatoge!

slimgirljo15

All he wanted was pie..moon..oatmeal cream ..hair

nitroalley

Hmph he liked Royal Crown Cola. Yuch

nitroalley

Caught him fondling the White Rock Soda Girl. Dude!

Kvm11628

Had these special little white rocks he liked to smoke

nitroalley

She cracked everybody up at my expense.

Kvm11628

Expensive hobbies

nitroalley

Spent all my money on her. Still not good enough.

cmDaffy

Wanted me to be his "Sugar mama"

synchkat

He changed

nitroalley

She grew distant

ladymuaythai

His beard pinched my soft face.

synchkat

Her cat came everywhere with us

Wonderwomanvik

kimvmajor wrote: »

Listened to nothing by Debbie Gibson.

Fun fact: she's my cousin

⬆️she refused to pet my kitty

nitroalley

I liked kitties but also wanted a doggie and she said I could not have one. Hmph

synchkat

Brought her cousin Debbie to every party with us

nitroalley

Always had a chaperone named Debbie with us.

slimgirljo15

Caught him spanking the neighbours husband

nitroalley

Because he was noodling you!