We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He only wore floss to the beach0
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Didn't like my keen sense of fashion0
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left me for two young life guards0
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She went swimming with sharks and never returned0
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she threw me to the sharks and called it an accident0
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Said we were going whale watching -- tried to push me over0
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He jumped in, there were no witnesses so I am sticking to that story0
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She's currently on trial for Murder!0
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Murder was the case they gave me. No more indo, gin and juice
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she was always rapping, I just wanted to have a simple conversation0
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She didn't respect my talent0
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Her talent involved a guy and a condom0
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I was alypri's assistant!
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he was too strong willed to be my assistant0
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Only wanted me to be her Assistant!0
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Too weird when he'd "yehaw" in the Boudoir!
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Her Spurs left scars0
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hated my Lil Cowgirl outfit!
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Her little cowgirl outfit was a child size S. It really didn't fit0
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Didnt like me showing off the Cleave!0
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Asked the produce guy at the supermarket to milk her0
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Hated my milk AND cookies0
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She was a bad cook0
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Never wanted to eat out
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Always wanted to eat out
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He haven't had enough money to spend for me0
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She was a high maintenance gold digger0
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She didn't dig me0
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She wanted me to bury her in the back yard!0
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