We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

SuzyQAzureblue

She couldnt take long distance relationships

slimgirljo15

Said she needed space..moved 17000kms away

SuzyQAzureblue

she got sick on planes

Wonderwomanvik

She lived in the clouds

SuzyQAzureblue

I was a dreamer, She was a realist

Wonderwomanvik

Someone had to keep their feet on the ground. We couldn't live on love

FabulousFantasticFifty

She tried to cement me to the floor!

synchkat

I wanted a plaster cast of her feet but she chickened out

Peter_Brady

Weird foot fetish

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time we kissed his mustache ended up in my mouth!

synchkat

Insisted I wear a fake moustache

Wonderwomanvik

She accused me of being a fake and a phony.

FabulousFantasticFifty

When I finally saw her nekked I found out that It was all a Pushup bra, false eyelashes, fake nails and a Booty Pop!

Wonderwomanvik

She couldn't tell reality from fantasy.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She ruined my Fantasy

slimgirljo15

Lived in a fantasy world

Wonderwomanvik

I was no longer her stars and moon

FabulousFantasticFifty

I needed more sunshine in my life

MzIrish

Wanted to spend more time in the sun than with me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She said I wasn't Irish enough

your_pal_crusher

I couldn't stop looking at her legs.

SugarBabyGirl

He wouldn't stop looking at other women's legs

qxana1969

For his entertainment, he kept me in a ape cage in the back yard and would throw bananas at me.

RunHardBeStrong

He was too worried about other guys' bananas

qxana1969

often caught her using bananas.....I couldn't compete

Wonderwomanvik

She went bananas for the produce guy

Sniper_Chick

always trying to squeeze the produce guys fruit

qxana1969

she was jealous I needed variety - it's called fruit salad for a reason

finny11122

She could not hit a barn door

Wonderwomanvik

He called me blind as a bat.