We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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liked it a little to much when other felt him0
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He didn't like how I couldn't keep my hands off him0
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He was always telling his friends to feel me up my skirt...0
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He couldn't handle me... Let alone 30
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Lost his touch0
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was too touchy - snapped my head off every time I spoke0
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Made fun of everything that came out of my mouth0
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He was mean to mouthy women0
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can't clean up after himself0
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I couldn't take my eyes off her legs - I was too unproductive - it HAD to end.0
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He lost his job because he was looking at everyone's legs
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showing off her legs was her job - I got tired of other people's drool on her0
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She claimed that I was only good for one purpose!0
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yeah and I still went hungry, pfft!0
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hungry for his love but he kept me starved0
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His mouth would always water whenever I showed my intelligence and then he'd start whispering "Brains!!!!"0
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always showed me up at parties because of her intelligence, she liked to treat me as a jester0
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She hated coming to Parties with me!0
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She mingled at parties too well....disappeared constantly..0
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She disappeared constantly too and it was never with me.
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He would only talk to me through gamer headphones if I logged into Battlefield 4 or Call of Duty Black Ops 30
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She pawned my Play Station to Buy an Atari!0
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She is a closet communist0
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What was his was is and what was mine was ours!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »What was his was is and what was mine was ours!
Gold digging communist0 -
Bought me a Shovel for our Anniversary and told me to keep digging!
I guess that was his way of saying that he didnt dig me anymore!
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She called a spade a spade and I was out0
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He was always out
He claimed working overtime, but I saw the Selfies he posted while at daClub!0 -
Too many selfies and not enough with me0
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He booby trapped my surfboard that was stored in the closet!
Should have never made him the beneficiary to my Life Insurance policy!0
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