We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

It wasn't true...come back to me baby

ladymuaythai

Nah b. We never broke up. I'm obsessed

nitroalley

Wouldn't let me pet her kitty

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always petting other cats!

Wonderwomanvik

She always sang show tunes from the musical Cats

bdgfn

Her singing sounded like screeching cats

slimgirljo15

He said I had a voice for radio..that way I could be turned off

bdgfn

She never turned me on

slimgirljo15

Said he felt nothing for me

cmDaffy

She REALLY seemed to like the delivery guy a little too much

bdgfn

Always said no whenever I tried to deliver the goods

Wonderwomanvik

Couldn't deliver the goods often enough

bdgfn

Wanted the goods 24x7 nonstop. I'm not a machine.

slimgirljo15

Was away 24/7..no time for me

RunHardBeStrong

all his fighting didn't pay the bills

Kvm11628

Kept running around yelling, "Show me the money!"

Jess1989ica

She wouldn't spoil me.

RunHardBeStrong

She thought I should spend all my money on her

synchkat

He slept with a slab of bacon.

RunHardBeStrong

She called me her little piggy

synchkat

Kept going wee wee wee wee all the way home

RunHardBeStrong

he wanted to put me on the market... he wasn't a very good pimp.

RunHardBeStrong

He didn't like when I channeled my inner Snoop..

Wonderwomanvik

She snooped into all of my business. Inside and out

RunHardBeStrong

She always wore her clothes inside out. So embarrassing.

4ever420

He got all uptight just 'cause I passed out on the neighbors lawn in the middle of the afternoon a couple times. Geez.

RunHardBeStrong

He didn't keep his lawn trimmed and I always woke up with grass in my teeth

Wonderwomanvik

She always had hair in her teeth, but not mine... Or hers

qxana1969

she flossed her teeth with her hair

kjm3579

Didn't like to brush or floss