We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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It wasn't true...come back to me baby
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Nah b. We never broke up. I'm obsessed0
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Wouldn't let me pet her kitty0
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Always petting other cats!0
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She always sang show tunes from the musical Cats0
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Her singing sounded like screeching cats0
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He said I had a voice for radio..that way I could be turned off0
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She never turned me on0
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Said he felt nothing for me0
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She REALLY seemed to like the delivery guy a little too much0
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Always said no whenever I tried to deliver the goods0
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Couldn't deliver the goods often enough0
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Wanted the goods 24x7 nonstop. I'm not a machine.0
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Was away 24/7..no time for me0
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all his fighting didn't pay the bills0
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Kept running around yelling, "Show me the money!"
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She wouldn't spoil me.0
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She thought I should spend all my money on her0
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He slept with a slab of bacon.0
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She called me her little piggy0
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Kept going wee wee wee wee all the way home0
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he wanted to put me on the market... he wasn't a very good pimp.0
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He didn't like when I channeled my inner Snoop..0
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She snooped into all of my business. Inside and out0
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She always wore her clothes inside out. So embarrassing.0
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He got all uptight just 'cause I passed out on the neighbors lawn in the middle of the afternoon a couple times. Geez.0
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He didn't keep his lawn trimmed and I always woke up with grass in my teeth0
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She always had hair in her teeth, but not mine... Or hers0
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she flossed her teeth with her hair0
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Didn't like to brush or floss0
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