We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Sniper_Chick

was to arrogant

J383

Treated me like a child

RunHardBeStrong

the only thing she served for breakfast was cold pizza

Sniper_Chick

had temper tamtrums in tehmall when she couldn't buy something

striderb

Bought everything in sight

slimgirljo15

His heart belonged to another

Sniper_Chick

caught her giving special treats to the mail man

RunHardBeStrong

Her heart only had room for her mother. Got too crowded.

GDLAZ

She accused me of going postal...

slimgirljo15

Was suspicious of my gift giving

J383

wouldnt give me enough gifts

Sniper_Chick

started sending strip o grams to men but she was the stripper

Kvm11628

Stripped me of my dignity

g44219

she stripped me of my savings account

J383

He never stripped for me

g44219

got mad because I wouldn't be the stripper at her office party

Sniper_Chick

wouldn't strip to get paid but would strip at the bar when he was drinking

J383

She told me to keep my clothes on at the grocery store....what was the big deal?

g44219

she thought it was mardi gra everyday. The neighbors kept beads ready to throw

J383

kept stealing my Batman boxers

g44219

she wouldn't go commando :

Kvm11628

He went commando at the gym. He was always giving the gym rats a show during squats

J383

She didnt like me cooking in just my apron

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RunHardBeStrong

Always got hair in my teeth...

AnotherTry2016

She had to much hair in her teeth

J383

He walked around sing something about that bass and he can shake it shake it

slimgirljo15

She shook it for the whole neighbourhood ..

Kvm11628

She wouldn't shake me all night long

RunHardBeStrong

She shook the bed all night long...literally... I never got any sleep!