We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

ActiveGuy81

She squirted ketchup on each individual french fry instead of dipping into a pool of ketchup.

J383

He wasnt happy when I stole his fries

slimgirljo15

Ate in front of me and never offered any..

Forestgirly

She was psychic and knew Abit too much about me

J383

Didnt know enough about her

RunHardBeStrong

She always wanting to give strangers booty hugs

AnotherTry2016

She didnt like her booty hugged

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always trying to hug Aly's booty!

RunHardBeStrong

She didn't like to share... trust me I have enough booty to go around!

AnotherTry2016

She liked to share to much

slimgirljo15

He was celibate

GDLAZ

She didn't like me celebrating every time...

Sniper_Chick

wouldn't stop partying

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WeekendWarriorTX

she left me when i forgot the 5th anniversary of our first kiss

Sniper_Chick

couldn't remember to put the toilet seat down and I fell in

WeekendWarriorTX

had too skinny of an *kitten* and my anaconda didn't want none

RunHardBeStrong

He called "it" his anaconda.. I just coudn't deal.

procrox

She started to baby talk all the time

J383

She called me a baby

WeekendWarriorTX

She kept singing call me maybe

J383

He kept calling me by the wrong name

RunHardBeStrong

wouldn't let me change my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

J383

She kept the alarm going in the morning and never got up

AnotherTry2016

She wouldn't go to bed at night

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hated my night job

RunHardBeStrong

She told me she had a day job so I'm not quite sure where she went at night

J383

We would go to leave for dinner...she would look at me and say...you wearing that?

Sniper_Chick

started shopping for my clothes and had not color sense

GDLAZ

I went to dinner shirtless because she was always wearing mine.