We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was a pot head0
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she flushed my stash0
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And he's addicited to porn0
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She didn't like my kisses0
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His beard was a little too thick when we kissed and when I asked him to shave it to a goatee, he bought me a GOAT!0
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Shave my beard - I told her to kiss a cheek!0
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he always left water on the bathroom floor.0
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He always left hair in the bathroom drain, gross.0
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wanted to shave me then held to razor to my throat saying, "if you EVER leave hair in the drain again!"0
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He was easily intimidated0
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She knew people.
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Offered me cement shoes0
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Wanted me to swim with the fishes0
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flushed my pet goldfish down the toilet0
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Always clogged the toilet0
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Wouldn't hide the plunger!0
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Afraid to take the plunge0
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Broke the plunger0
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never let me do any plunging.....0
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Helped too many people with their plumbing0
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she started using a different plumber0
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His pipes didn't meet my needs0
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she was too needy0
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Wouldn't spoil me where it counted...0
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she left for long road trips saying she had "jobs" to do..... I suspected these jobs were boyfriends0
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Always wanted me to work on a very specific "job."0
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I only needed her to do one job and she always claimed she was too tired.0
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He always fell asleep on me0
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Didn't like my cuddling.0
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I always had to be the big spoon0
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