We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Just_J_Now

He was a pot head

g44219

she flushed my stash

Jerseyex

And he's addicited to porn

nitroalley

She didn't like my kisses

cmDaffy

His beard was a little too thick when we kissed and when I asked him to shave it to a goatee, he bought me a GOAT!

nitroalley

Shave my beard - I told her to kiss a cheek!

g44219

he always left water on the bathroom floor.

Kvm11628

He always left hair in the bathroom drain, gross.

g44219

wanted to shave me then held to razor to my throat saying, "if you EVER leave hair in the drain again!"

Kvm11628

He was easily intimidated

nitroalley

She knew people.

Kvm11628

Offered me cement shoes

nitroalley

Wanted me to swim with the fishes

g44219

flushed my pet goldfish down the toilet

Kvm11628

Always clogged the toilet

nitroalley

Wouldn't hide the plunger!

Kvm11628

Afraid to take the plunge

Jerseyex

Broke the plunger

g44219

never let me do any plunging.....

Kvm11628

Helped too many people with their plumbing

g44219

she started using a different plumber

Kvm11628

His pipes didn't meet my needs

g44219

she was too needy

cmDaffy

Wouldn't spoil me where it counted...

g44219

she left for long road trips saying she had "jobs" to do..... I suspected these jobs were boyfriends

Kvm11628

Always wanted me to work on a very specific "job."

g44219

I only needed her to do one job and she always claimed she was too tired.

J383

He always fell asleep on me

Kvm11628

Didn't like my cuddling.

g44219

I always had to be the big spoon