We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Every time I came into the bedroom she would sing this under her breath
https://youtu.be/JLYC7ltxOrk0 -
His kisses were too messy0
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she got mad when I slipped her the tongue0
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His tongue was so long that I slipped and broke my hip!0
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she was too clumsy0
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He called me a klutz0
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She called me something waaaay worse than that!
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she kept calling me by my brothers name in bed
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He pretended to be his twin brother!0
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Wanted a threesome. I was selfish0
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She brought home a hooker!
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she wouldn't try new things0
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He came home wearing this!
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I thought black would make it look bigger. she was freaked out0
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He was insecure0
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She secured herself in a separate room and locked the door at night0
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She would always tell me that I was Fugly!
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she shaved one of my eyebrows while I slept0
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Never shaved for me. Anywhere.0
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she wanted me to get waxed once a month.... relationship lasted one month0
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Couldn't go the distance.0
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she said I had too many "short" comings0
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Got offended when I said "Already?"0
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When she said already she really meant ALL ready?0
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was never spontaneous. I would have to wait for her to floss, brush teeth, comb hair and ok now0
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And her response looked just like this!
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she took pictures of me when I was ready and posted them online0
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His "ready" poses weren't very good!
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hahaha she was horrible for my self esteem0
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Was too soft0
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