We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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The only steam I felt was when he got me angry!
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I always seemed to make her angry
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When he got angry he would turn green and rip his clothes off0
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She called me Lou in the middle of things. Who?0
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He was always Rhyming like Dr. Suess0
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she didn't like green eggs and ham0
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Kept calling me Sam0
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she stole Christmas0
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He lived in a cave0
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she shredded my college application0
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He couldn't earn a merit scholarship.0
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Her resume was too long0
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His resume was full of typos0
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she was always correcting me0
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Sniffed white out0
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woke me up by raking a cheese grader against my back side
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Always snacking my back side0
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Couldn't stand his cheesy jokes0
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he said my jokes were cheesy
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Liked his pizza without cheese. WTF?0
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she kept putting black olives in and on things trying to get me to like them... yuck!0
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Ewww. Not me. He always mixed me up with others in his harem.0
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she was too jealous. accused me of having a harem!0
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Well, I found his little black book, or, should I say, novel....0
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She keeps going back to guy above her0
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She wasn't loyal enough0
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she wore my underwear but when I tried the same thing she thought it was weird0
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He looked better in my bras than I did.0
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she wanted to share bras. I wanted my own since we weren't even the same size!!!0
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