We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Hated Christmas!0
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Wouldn't make Christmas cookies0
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Ate all my cookies0
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Ate her ex's cookies in my bed.
Crumbs all over.0 -
Her bed was too itchy0
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She had bed bugs
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She brought bed bugs home.... where she has been?0
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Planted spiders in my bed when she got jealous0
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Lived in a zoo.0
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Called my large family Animals!0
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Preferred her family's company to me!0
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She wanted to be alone0
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She was always "in mood", always spooning, always sharing her thoughts etc etc.... Never give me some space of my own. Gosh, I couldn't take it no more!0
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He never let me drive the Lambo and it was the only reason i was with him ha ha0
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He was too self centered. He wanted to use other people. He is not capable of understanding the meaning of love and sharing0
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He was way to emotional.0
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Was always counting MY calories!0
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I married a goat, who is turning into a cow0
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Apparently he's into farm animals.0
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She turned my cow into hamburger!
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She is vegan in days.... something happens at nights0
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His protein farts were killing me ..ewww0
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She never let me eat a hamburger kept calling a cow murderer0
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He fed me after midnight0
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She turned green and grew long teeth0
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He has a little more weed, can't see nothing clear0
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He stole LeeLees weed0
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She was always finishing my weed0
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Broke my bong0
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She had a collection of *kitten* shaped bongs0
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