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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Hated my cat!0
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He was afraid of anything phalic0
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He was too obsessed with anything phalic0
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Did you look in my stash? That's creepy.Brandicaloriecountess wrote: »He was too obsessed with anything phalic
And so we broke up hahaha
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He would show me off to the Ex and say "HaHa!"
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I found out that her ex was my ex and threesums aren't my things.0
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She didn't speak French!0
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She wouldn't take me to France!0
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Wasn't happy that I bought her a beret and made French fries
Not to mention my great kisses!
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She was trying to make me fat - feeding me fries.0
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She chose French fries over French kisses!0
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I don't know french... and she will do everything french0
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I asked him for a Raspberry Beret and he brought me a pink barrette0
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She accused me of giving her a raspberry beret from a second hand store.0
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She was always offering a helping to hand to everyone but me0
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He was upset I wouldn't let him watch0
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He had a rash ....I think it was contagious0
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she told me to give up my Oasis addiction......I said maybe!!0
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Kept wearing my underwear
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She was always coming home in random people's underwear.0
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Insisted I only wear her underwear and nothing else, it was so cold outside. Geesh it was -15....0
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she wanted to take a dip in sea.....but I wasn't hungry!0
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He was never hungry0
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He started asking the neighbors if they preferred him with or with out clothes as he demonstrated0
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She was arrested for demonstrating at a Presidential Rally!
She was demonstrating how to perform...
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Spent too much time on the Internet!0
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She was a two-timer0
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The demons inside her escaped and got into me..0
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He's institutionalized, and docs there won't allow exorcism1
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Suggested a straight jacket might be fun0
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